Real Life Dude
can’t you just say poo
poo
no I mean in your story
instead of the s word
you mean shit
you could’ve said poo
why would I do that
because it sounds nicer
tough guys don’t say poo
they could say poo in your story
you mean like
EAT POO mofo
seriously dude
why do you have to write dirty stuff
it’s just part of what’s out there
I’m trying to be real
it’s how some people talk and live
I can’t close my mind to everything
but two men kissing
that’s gross and queer
hey man the q word
is way worse than the s word
fags make me sick
whoa dude
your words are pointed and hurtful
but you used the big f word
couldn’t you just say
hugging it out
dude what the fuck is wrong with you
it’s two big hairy longshoremen
jeans around their boots
in the dark misty shadows
of a fish stinking dock
go ahead and fantasize
that they’re hugging it out
who knows
maybe they fall in love
get married and have kids
live happily ever after
but that’s a whole other story
it’s all filthy and pisses me off
doesn’t matter what you think
there’s all kinds of people
expressing themselves
all kinds of ways
that’s real life dude
happening as we speak
out of our control
as long as nobody gets hurt
we don’t have to like it
but it’s a waste of energy being mad
I’m not going to read your stories anymore
well reality isn’t for everybody
—C Driver
yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man
The Dude
