Glad Tidings
Shady Mike FlynnFlam
soul of darkness
elite conspirator
traitor extraordinaire
fake news MAGAMOUTH
and wannabe Putin on steroids
giving selfishly of himself
communing with god’s children
at the Church Of Glad Tidings
a happy and welcoming name
for a house of peace and worship
full of love and compassion for some
so much love for some
that the flockers wanted to celebrate
their undying and misguided
appreciation and devotion
by gifting Shady Mike
a small heartfelt token
of what he means to them
so they went to the vault
taking godly precious time
probably praying
to pick just the right one
and emerged in jubilation
like they’d won a national championship
and presenting to Shady Mike
a beautiful new
WOODLAND CAMO AR-15
ASSAULT RIFLE
to oohs and aahs
clapping and whistling
back slaps and high fives
glad tidings ricocheting everywhere
around the god fearing god loving godly group
of righteous patriot sycophant flockers
speech Mikey speech for god’s sake
to which Shady Mike puffed up
with that shit eating grin
beaming his own glad tidings
on god’s sacred pulpit
with Jesus looking on from the wall
he spit the first
and most authentic thought
to squirt out of his awe inspiring mind
he said
MAYBE I’LL FIND SOMEBODY IN WASHINGTON DC
as he thrust the weapon of destruction
like a guerrilla warrior
into the air in godly triumph
to a cacophony of ungodly hallelujahs and amens
lock em ups and take em downs
the mood was electric
the deep passion for humanity rising
what a beautiful uplifting godly moment
at the Church Of Glad Tidings
for a disgraced convicted lying felon moron
and a flock of god’s wayward children
all glad tidings
to god guns and Spanky Rump’s gang
—Anomynous Lee
