Caught Telling The Truth
sometimes
even the most prolific liars
get caught telling the truth
“I DID TRY AND FUCK HER
SHE WAS MARRIED
I MOVED ON HER LIKE A BITCH
BUT I COULDN’T GET THERE
AND SHE WAS MARRIED
YOU KNOW
I’M AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO BEAUTIFUL
I JUST START KISSING THEM
IT’S LIKE A MAGNET
JUST KISS
I DON’T EVEN WAIT
AND WHEN YOU’RE A STAR
THEY LET YOU DO IT
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING”
true confession by DONALD J. TRUMP (carnival barker, somehow President)
aka John Barron
aka John Baron
aka John Miller
aka David Dennison
aka Spanky T Rump
—Anonymous Lee
featuring the immoral words, thoughts, and sentiments
of Donald, John B, John B, John M, David, and Spanky
NEVER FORGET
