Chewing Your Arm Off
honesty and integrity went for a walk
talking truth and minding their own business
when they caught a whiff of fear and desperation
as they approached the corner
where ignorance and arrogance were hanging out
acting cool and tough and superior
but honesty and integrity sucked it up smiled and said hello
which of course pissed the ance brothers off
so what’s that supposed to mean assholes said ignorance
just being nice said honesty
you assholes don’t know what nice is said arrogance
we’re just talking truth and minding our own business said integrity
you’re a liar shouted ignorance
yeah you liars are ugly and stupid said arrogance
and really really dumb said ignorance
yeah liberal commie treasonous beekeepers laughed arrogance
and open minded racist faggots roared ignorance
why are you so angry asked honesty
we know what you’re trying to do said arrogance
you can’t poison our minds with facts said ignorance
what are you so afraid of asked integrity
my AR says I’m not afraid of anything said arrogance
and we’ll scream self defense said ignorance
are you afraid of the truth asked honesty
you don’t know the truth said arrogance
yeah the truth is on social media said ignorance
they don’t know how to google the truth laughed arrogance
they’re too busy googling each other roared ignorance
all righty then time to go said integrity
where you going pussies said arrogance
come back and man up pussies said ignorance
who’s afraid of the truth now said arrogance
you pussies can’t handle the truth said ignorance
then ignorance and arrogance celebrated their insanity
by dancing wild circles on the corner
beating chests flapping elbows and making chicken sounds
while honesty and integrity quietly went on their way
talking truth and minding their own business again
hmmm said honesty
even a simple conversation with ignorance and arrogance
is like chewing your own arm off
except chewing your arm off makes more sense
ain’t that the truth brother said integrity
—C Driver
