Upside Down In Paradise
hello there
mmm
I’m Kenny and this is my wife Barb
ha I had a Ken doll once
are you a local?
mmm
well you sure do live in a beautiful place
I do?
Barb and I drive over from Denver every chance we get
ya do?
these mountains are like paradise
there are mountains?
and this is our favorite motel bar
oh they’re all the same
everybody’s named Ken and Barbie
so how long have you lived here?
thirty years
there are mountains?
well yeah big beautiful mountains everywhere you look
huh
what do you do around here for recreation?
well sometimes I slide off this stool and crawl to the john
that’s a real adventure
ah well it’s been nice chatting with you
Barb and I are heading for the hot tub before bed
well don’t drown in the boiling cauldron of pee Ken and Barbie
no way
we’re getting up early for a wildflower hike in the mountains
there are mountains and flowers?
—C Driver
