Pizza Party
during the 1/6 insurrection
aimed squarely
at the heart of democracy
a Capital terrorist
took pride in knocking out
a female police officer
he was a real tough guy
with a history of beating on women
and one past incident sums him up
he got mad at a pregnant girlfriend
stuffed a hot pizza in her face
and dumped a pitcher of beer on her head
but that was just foreplay
then he threw her into a canal
and held her head under water
not sure how it turned out
hope mother and child are okay
but if you are maniac enough
to throw your pregnant girlfriend
into a canal in the first place
not to mention the trying to kill her part
taking her to dinner first
is an ice cold move
hey honey
let’s stop for pizza and beer
on the way to the canal
obviously
the guy has no respect
for children
or women
or human life in general
or boundaries
or laws
or law enforcement
or property
or democracy
or pizza
or beer
or himself
so what’s left
yeah let’s let this guy take over the country
a model of modern Rumpublican politicians
—Anomynous Lee
