The Spanksta
the virus is killing
everything in it’s path
the economy is tankin’
and Putin just laughs
Spanky’s in the oval
tighty whities in a bunch
skid marks from the undertow
more KFC for lunch
first lady’s in the garden
hanging diamonds on the line
little Mikey’s in the bushes
with a twinkle in his eye
the rest of Spanky’s gang
is busy lying on Faux News
he told me what to say they say
but that ain’t no excuse
his spiritual adviser
is busy counting all the cash
that her flockers just keep sending
while she’s lying out her ass
the virus will not kill you
fifty bucks will keep you safe
fifty more to keep you healthy
until you meet your fate
Spanky doesn’t respect women
same as rich white haired old men
but I’ll do anything he asks
that’s why he let me in
America is great again
like eighty years ago
America is white again
for Jesus told me so
(chorus)
oh he’s the Spanksta
ooh ooh
he’s a wannabe gangsta
ooh ooh
he’s gonna build a wall
a million feet tall
cause he’s the Spanksta
ooh ooh
he’ll try to screw ya
ooh ooh
say he never knew ya
ooh ooh
with a pickle for a brain
bullshit falling like rain
he is the Spanksta
yeah
he knows more than the doctors
to the generals surprise
he’s such a stable genius
with angry soulless eyes
he says I alone can fix it
I’m really really smart
more people came to see me
than can fit in one Walmart
he’s spewing diarrhea
from the hole beneath his nose
his posse all just shrugging
saying that’s the way it goes
Spanky Spanky he’s our guy
we’re gonna own it all
Windsey calls a meeting
and starts grabbing all the balls
then runs up to the microphone
before he pees his pants
and gushes over Spanky
in another flip flop rant
he is the chosen one he says
big smile on his ass
I’d go with Spanky anywhere
as long as Spanky lasts
the tortoise poked his head out
and took a look around
I’ve never seen such character
I’m riding with him down
(chorus)
he is the Spanksta
ooh ooh
he’s a wannabe gangsta
ooh ooh
hear the women scream
like a very bad dream
he is the Spanksta
ooh ooh
he is a con man
ooh ooh
he’s never wrong man
ooh ooh
you listen to him talk
but he never walks the walk
he’s Spanky the Spanksta
yeah
the truth seems to escape him
like the ripest of his farts
he smiles for a camera
right before the shit show starts
the breaking news is breaking
it must be Obama’s fault
or maybe Frederick Douglass
his post truth world of alt
the bullshit is a flying
the sky is falling down
faux news is in the henhouse
with the chubby orange faced clown
they’re plotting the big getaway
like DB Cooper got
Hennity sprays spittle
when the two of them get caught
crooked H must have done it
Pelosi is a witch
the supreme court will fix it
cause they’s Spanky’s little bitch
Kava-no’s still crying
like the teenager he is
I like beer he says so desperately
and Windsey throws a kiss
then shouts that boy did nothing
that girl must be to blame
he’s as innocent as Spanky
it was just a harmless game
but little Mikey he was scowling
cause his woman told him to
then they both just burst out laughing
oh well Spanky did it too
when you’re famous you can do it
anything you want to do
then Spanky reached below the belt
grabbing Lindsey’s wee kazoo
but Windsey just kept talking
I sure ain’t no John McCain
I was riding on his coat tails
made people think I’m sane
but Spank I really like him
he’s got a real firm grasp
of tearing down the government
and handling my ass
without Spanky’s leadership
the ship would be adrift
never mind the hundred million
he slipped me for a gift
Bombpeo is just smiling
shitty grin from ear to ear
no comment to you dumbass
the truth I can not hear
the questions that they ask me
the screaming in the dark
I’ve got no moral compass
I’m just here on a lark
then Bah the owlish fixer
wades into the muck
shit up to his shoulders
in a shiny red cross truck
I got no morals either
he finally admits
squatting on the constitution
he drops his drawers and shits
they’re never going to stop me
I’m on a mission for the king
who murdered our democracy
now let’s let freedom ring
we’ll pardon anybody
who could ever take us down
no murder on fifth avenue
when you’re nothing but a clown
(chorus)
oh he’s the Spanksta
ooh ooh
he’s a wannabe gangsta
ooh ooh
you can’t pin him down
he’s a teflon clown
cause he’s the Spanksta
ooh ooh
well he’s a blamer
ooh ooh
don’t get much lamer
ooh ooh
show him what he said
and he’ll tell you to drop dead
he’s Spanky the Spanksta
yeah
the hospitals are filling up
from what the Chinese did
Spank’s responsibility
make sure everything is hid
then have another rally
after cheating eighteen holes
telling all his psychophants
that he’s the only one who knows
it’s gonna go away he says
it’s gonna be just fine
impeachment was a hoax you know
all Dems can do is whine
as people keep on dying
doctors and nurses too
Spanky says don’t worry
it’s nothing but the flu
but the numbers start to rocket
hope they’re Democrats he says
they’re good at doing nothing
too smart to know what’s best
the press is asking questions
but all they hear is lies
because there are no good answers
for watching people die
enemy of my people
they’re searching for the truth
let’s lock them up with Hillary
Bah see what you can do
the country’s like a war zone
walking zombies on the loose
go out and have some fun he says
eat and drink and schmooze
the Governors are crying
please you got to get us help
Spanky just keeps smiling
like beating dogs to hear them yelp
I am the great commander
I’m an even better thief
that snake up in Washington
will get nothing more than grief
the little woman up in Michigan
ain’t no old white haired man
she won’t bow down to please me
ignore her Mikey if you can
Cuomo’s always squawking
and he’s getting all my press
he’s nothing but a loser
who I could not care for less
New York is in the dumpster
and I like to watch him sweat
he shoulda been real nice to me
but he ain’t been nice yet
if New Yorkers die it’s his fault
they don’t like me anyway
I’m tired of these real leaders
and I don’t like what they say
(chorus)
oh he’s the Spanksta
ooh ooh
he’s a wannabe gangsta
ooh ooh
keep your distance please
cause Spanky is a sleaze
he is the Spanksta
ooh ooh
he’s a bigly disrupter
ooh ooh
the best corruptor
ooh ooh
ya when Spanky is in town
it is the upside down
cause he’s the Spanksta
yeah
America is burning
swamp creatures on parade
they gather in the oval
for celebrity charade
no worries lets just have some fun
cause everything is mine
c’mon we’ll burn the whole place down
and it’ll be just fine
so Munchkin took the order
lit a sheet of 1 K bills
the flames they started rising
Spanky’s gang had found their thrill
but Spanky couldn’t stand it
to watch money burn away
so he jerked down on his whities
watch this they heard him say
then he took his tiny paws
and grabbed the baby hose
to all the oohs and aahs
it was smaller than his nose
the first lady ran off screaming
she’d seen that thing before
I’m starting social distancing
and I’m going to lock my door
Spanky started spraying
but he had no real control
Bombpeo said no comment
as he left to start a war
Spank Jr. took a picture
said I’m making it a meme
the other one stood dumfounded
does this party have a theme
Jevanka started crying
watching dreams go up in smoke
Munchkin stood there smirking
because Spanky’s such a joke
little Mikey groveled on the floor
stuffing pockets with wet cash
looks like Rubio was right he smiled
then stuffed some up his ash
Wetsy stood mouth open
she knew this looked real bad
for any stable genius
and Electoral College grad
Bah was feeling cocky
and there ain’t no crime in that
he said none of us are guilty
but some of us are phat
we better hide the evidence
no harm if you can’t see
if only there were dancing girls
like Moscow in thirteen
ya that was something special
said Spanky with a grin
I wish Putin could be here now
I think that I would win
but Spanky’s little firehose
eventually ran dry
so he curled into a fetal
and slowly began to cry
all his gang had left him
sad and lonely on the floor
the emperor was naked
they couldn’t stand it anymore
they knew it was all over
there was no more time to beg
after Spanky and his gang of thieves
pissed our country down his leg
(chorus)
he’s Spanky the Spanksta
ooh ooh
he’s a wannabe gangsta
ooh ooh
the Storm is going to come
his flockers will be bummed
cause he’s the Spanksta
ooh ooh
ya he’s the Spanksta
ooh ooh
the wannabe gangsta
ooh ooh
he pulls his whities down
and all the women frown
cause he’s the Spanksta
yeah
(low voice fade out)
c’mon and spank me baby
I am the bigliest
everybody says so
you know it’s true
and I’m smart too baby
real smart
I’m a stable genie
but I don’t like to brag
I’ll say it again for you baby
a stable genis
rhymes with
well you know
how bout you spank me now baby
and I’ll teach you some
biglier words
bigger than biglier
biglioso
bignormus
gibiglicious
it’s French baby
like covfefe
ooh covfefe
I love that word
I invented it you know
France wants to give me the Noble Prize
many people say it
high quality people
who speak French
ooh say it when you spank me baby
covfefe
everybody dies
sooner or later
but not me baby
I’m a live forever
ooh yeah spank me
harder
I like it stormy
I am the Spanksta
Spanky the Spanksta
the wannabe gangsta
well here I come
watch all the babes run
I am the Spanksta
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— Anomynous Lee
